i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police
You put yourself right between the killing thing’s teeth, but you don’t give it the power to—
sugar, we’re goin down [presses elevator button for a lower floor]
SWINGIN [ELEVATOR CABLE SNAPS]
more than i bargained for
My headcanon for what GLaDOS is thinking 100% of the time
today i saw a scene couple in the hallway at school and the girl literally stopped kissing him so she could scratch his face and meow into his ear and he barked back i do not pay taxes for this shit
this is the most educational video ive ever viewed
IM CRYING THIS GIRL IS AWESOME
THAT MADE ME SO HAPPY????
VIHART IS PERF
*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*
see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it
See, I never jacked it, only put in in the middle of my hand. It can turn me gay but I’m not giving it the power to. A metaphor.