turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police


theshiganshinatrio:

Together Forever by Mipoko ~
ずっと一緒  ミポコ
(please, do not remove the source)

theshiganshinatrio:

Together Forever by Mipoko ~

ずっと一緒  ミポコ

(please, do not remove the source)



clearaoba:

You put yourself right between the killing thing’s teeth, but you don’t give it the power to—


jaclcfrost:

someonemayhavejust:

jaclcfrost:

sugar, we’re goin down [presses elevator button for a lower floor]

SWINGIN [ELEVATOR CABLE SNAPS]

this is

more than i bargained for


362,597 plays!

felitomkinson:

shermansgallifreyan:

My headcanon for what GLaDOS is thinking 100% of the time

MY GOD


beyonceish:

today i saw a scene couple in the hallway at school and the girl literally stopped kissing him so she could scratch his face and meow into his ear and he barked back i do not pay taxes for this shit 


some-fantastic-url-name:

knightarcana:

actualspook:

thefrankiieffect:

jewce:

tigerhazard:

caramelzappa:

snakesnakesnake

this is the most educational video ive ever viewed

omfgggggg

IM CRYING THIS GIRL IS AWESOME

THAT MADE ME SO HAPPY????

IT’S BACK.

VIHART IS PERF


thelilnan:

hohoholdthefuckupson:

silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

See, I never jacked it, only put in in the middle of my hand. It can turn me gay but I’m not giving it the power to. A metaphor.

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